Where the boundaries of programming sanity are pushed to their limits.
A compiler so brutal, it'll leave your system reeling.
Overkill Features Known Bugs Performance Optimizations (Sort Of)Heap Spray Compiler v1.0 (Built with love, neglect, and a dash of madness) Warning: May cause system crashes, freezes, or spontaneous combustion.
Use at your own risk.
Or don't. We won't judge you.